True Religion Joey jeans do things to a flat backside that verge on unbelievable. A combination of stitching, pocket placement, and pocket decoration work together to give the illusion of a perkier, more rounded behind. I've suggested these jeans to several friends, and every one has walked away happy.
→ Buy the True Religion Super T Joey Jeans, $330.00, at truereligionbrandjeans.com.
If you're over the bootcut look, move a few inches to the right on the meticulously maintained True Religion rack to the Billy fit. This straight leg cut boasts the same booty-lifting properties as the Joey, but with without the bootcut leg.
→ Buy the True Religion Super T Billy Jeans, $319.00, at truereligionbrandjeans.com
Skinny jeans have a tendency to accentuate a non-existent behind. But, the Hudson Collin Skinny carries extra insurance against a washed-out backside with classic, wide-set flap pockets.
→ Buy the Hudson Collin Skinny Jeans, $198.00, at saks.com.
Miss Me jeans have a slim Juniors cut, which makes their utility limited to a narrow subset of grown women. Beyond that, their ultra-embellished look is best suited to going out, unless you're under 25. That being said, I've seen the miracles they work on a flat butt -- it's freaking amazing.
→ Buy the Miss Me Bootcut Fleur de Lis Jeans, $79.99 (was $109.00), at macys.com.
NYDJ is known for its patented "Lift and Tuck" fit, which aims to both slim the overall look, while lifting a droopy backside. Their Greta trouser is ideal for a woman who has a bit of a behind, but finds that it has migrated a little further south than she'd like, leaving her flat.
→ Buy the NYDJ Greta Trouser Jean, $110.00, at nydj.com.
Got the flat butt blues? Consider yourself cured.
This post originally appeared on July 19, 2006. It has since been updated.
